The Ultimate Guide to Blogging Your Ass Off

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Warning: The post you are about to enjoy contains language that some might find offensive. If you prefer not to be subjected to such language, you are welcome to read the clean version of this post instead. You have a blog. Congratulations! We are all very excited that you have chosen to join the rest of the human population. With the exception Read More

Help Me Take Back Internet Marketing from the “Internet Marketers”

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Stop me if you've heard this one before. I was at a networking event not too long ago when I met this guy. WAIT…hold on…let me finish!! This is a different story about a different guy at a different networking event. Jeez. Anyway, we were talking for about 5 to 10 minutes. Typical stuff. He was giving me the rundown on what he did. I was Read More

Don’t Tell Me, Let Me Guess…

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...this isn't the post you were looking for, right? Sorry. I took it down. You are probably thinking that it is because of some ugly letter I got from an attorney. It's not. At least not yet anyway. That may change. The reason I took it down was because the point of my post had been missed and was replaced with a "grab your pitchfork and Read More

Just Because You Can Have a Facebook Page Doesn’t Mean You Should

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True story. I was driving home the other day behind a commercial van. It was for a garage door company. They install garage doors. I guess somebody has to do it. Anyway, taking up about 30% of the sides and the back of the van was: FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK All caps. Giant letters. And of course it was accompanied by that larger than life Read More

From Now On I’m Going to Be A Dick to Everyone I Meet Online

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My family and I moved recently. And much like any big change, this one came with its share of "stuff." Some good stuff. Some bad stuff. A bunch of easy stuff. And a bunch of hard stuff. And of course, plenty of bubble wrap, broken dishes and eating pizza on the floor. The move itself was easy. The tough part came when the proverbial dust settled Read More

Join Me in the #LinkFreeSunday Movement

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I've always wanted to start a movement. You know, blow something completely out of proportion and then lead the charge on fixing it without having to do any of the actual work myself. It sounds like something I could really excel at. And what better way to have a profound effect on the world? After all, that empty feeling isn't going to go away on Read More

Another Blog Post About a Bunch of Obvious Crap You Should Already Know

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When it comes to this whole online thing, I like to think of myself as the voice of reason. The Jerry Maguire of the Internet if you will. Someone not afraid to stand up and point at all of the stupid things that you do (or are about to do) as you haphazardly stumble through cyberspace. I guess you could say that it's my purpose as a writer. Or Read More

This is Why Search Engine Optimization is Dead

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Welcome! My name is Marc and I am a search engine optimization speaker, author and consultant. As a search engine optimization speaker author and consultant, I speak, write and consult on the topic of search engine optimization. For those that do not know what search engine optimization is, search engine optimization is the act of optimizing Read More

14 Reasons Why You Are No Longer Allowed to Use Twitter or Facebook

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A bunch of us have been talking and well, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you are no longer allowed to use Facebook or Twitter. Or Google Plus. Maybe even LinkedIn, we're still debating that one. You can keep Pinterest though. None of us really like Pinterest. It's nothing personal. You're just kind of annoying a Read More

Stop Writing that Craptastic Content Nobody is Reading and Try This…

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I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the content on your site is boring. I mean really boring. Just thinking about it puts me right back into my sleepy place. And like most visitors, I try to be polite about this sort of thing by giving you the ole "it's not you, it's me" routine as I leave your website. Secretely wishing I could have the Read More