Like everybody else around here, I’ve made a lot of decisions throughout my life and although I would like to think that I made them all for the right reasons, you and I both know that’s probably not true. For example, I decided early on never to do drugs…that was a good one. I also decided when I was a kid to jump a curb on my bike into oncoming traffic…that one, not so much.

Mark your calendars everybody because today is reinvention day at the Ensign household! That’s right, I have decided to throw away all of my old useless crap in order to start making room for some new shiny stuff. So if you happen to be in the market for any slightly used but extremely debilitating habits, please stop by because there is a big pile of them sitting out front on the curb. They include: