From Now On I’m Going to Be A Dick to Everyone I Meet Online

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My family and I moved recently. And much like any big change, this one came with its share of "stuff." Some good stuff. Some bad stuff. A bunch of easy stuff. And a bunch of hard stuff. And of course, plenty of bubble wrap, broken dishes and eating pizza on the floor. The move itself was easy. The tough part came when the proverbial dust settled and we were in our new home. We made it! Our … [Read more...]

Are You Sucking the Human Being Out of Being Human?

Did you know that the best time to send a Tweet is precisely at 2:14 PM Eastern Standard Time on a Wednesday afternoon while slightly overcast with a 17% chance of rain and 27% humidity? Not a big Twittererer? No problem. Just make sure that your Facebook status does not breach the suggested length of 17.2 words with an average number of syllables per word no higher than 1.2 and a limit of 3 … [Read more...]

3 Tips to Turn Twitter Followers into Raving Fans

When it comes to Twitter, it's very easy to get all caught up in the numbers. If you follow enough people, most will likely follow you back and before you know it you have 50,000 followers...none of which listen to a word you say. So, what's the point, other than to impress your friends and perhaps give you the warm fuzzies on those cold nights when you are all alone and feeling insecure with your … [Read more...]