Will Someone Please Punch Me in the Face Already?

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It just occurred to me. I've never been punched in the face. Not once. Not even close. In fact, the only physical fight I ever got into was in 5th grade. It was an awkward slap-a-thon with another kid over some missing scratch-n-sniff stickers. Not one of my prouder moments. Now, you would think that roaming the planet for 41 years without Read More

Are You a Big Fat Ugly Failure?

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I was reading my bio today when it occurred to me that it wasn't quite complete. I left out a few things. Important things. Important enough that I feel somewhat obligated to fill in some of the missing pieces. So, if you wouldn't mind, I promise I will make this quick. Nowhere in my bio does it mention all of the jobs I was fired from. Or the Read More