ifollowstupid

We're all laughing at you behind your back. It's true. I know that's pretty rude of me to say but I couldn't hold it in any longer. If it makes you feel any better, I'll probably get in trouble once everyone else finds out that I told you. We had a pact. It's nothing personal. I'm sure that you think that you are a Twitter ninja. That you pretty Read More

friends

It's been a good run! We've been through a lot together, you and me. Like the time when you mentioned that you were having spaghetti for dinner, remember that? "Yumm-o!" That was classic! Or how about the time you tagged me in that post about your blog in order to get me to go to your website. Nobody loves a good "gotcha" moment more than me! You Read More

like

You may not have heard, but there is this new website out there called Facebook. Apparently there are something like a billion people hanging around on this thing just foaming at the mouth to buy stuff from you. In fact, they will even tell their friends to buy stuff from you as well! And the best part? You don't have to really do anything! Read More

3-tips-to-turn-twitter-followers-into-raving-fans

When it comes to Twitter, it's very easy to get all caught up in the numbers. If you follow enough people, most will likely follow you back and before you know it you have 50,000 followers...none of which listen to a word you say. So, what's the point, other than to impress your friends and perhaps give you the warm fuzzies on those cold nights Read More

klout

Klout. The self-proclaimed standard of influence. A site that measures every little hiccup, burp and fart you make online and mashes it together using a secret formula that converts the result it into a number between 1 and 100. What does this mean to you? Put simply, before you were worried that no one was listening to you online, now you have Read More

we-is-the-new-me

It's not about you. Not anymore anyway. Back in the old days, and by old days I mean several years ago, the web consisted of millions of people standing on their proverbial soapbox shouting their message as loudly as they could to anyone that would listen. It worked. In fact, it worked quite well, until of course people decided they didn't like Read More