I’m Scared Shitless, What About You?

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It's show and tell time! For the past two months I have been jumping out of my boots. Excited to show off the painted rock that I found in my backyard. I think it's something pretty awesome. Like a dinosaur fossil. I've been counting the days until I get to share it with you. Planning and scheming. Carefully crafting every word I would say as I Read More

How to Stop Being Such a Pussy

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What part of this thing do you want in on? Do you want to be just another blogger? One of the 900 "whatever comes after a bazillion" blogs that are currently littering up the Internet? Or do you actually have something to say? Because, here's the thing... There are only a few hundred of those out there. And if you want to be one of them, you Read More

Stand Out Like a Gashed Forehead

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A chunk of my face is missing today. I'm serious. OK, so maybe I'm exaggerating a little bit. Here's what happened... I have a puppy that likes to eat things. In this case, it was a rock. In a clumsy attempt to open the front door to bring her inside at the same time that I tried to remove said rock from her mouth, my face met a sharp corner of Read More